Friday, July 18, 2014

The Six (Subjective) Worst Flavors Of Oreos


   Not too long ago we did an article on the best flavors of Oreos. Now, we venture to the darker side. The worst flavors of Oreos. If you didn't think it was possible for there to be a bad flavor of Oreo, we have news for you. Read on if you dare.

   1. Berry Burst. While some believed these to be a repackaged Strawberry Milkshake Oreo, we don't see it. The pungent odor of- well, we're not sure what it is, but it smells nasty, gives these no points. Add in the cloying, over sweet taste and you have this abomination

  2. Limeade. Okay, there are lemon Oreos. That's good. More people drink lemonade than limeade for a reason. It doesn't sound right. It's not right. This is a perfect example of quitting while you're ahead

  3. Watermelon. If you haven't noticed, there's a pattern here. We don't want fruit filling, we want Oreos. these mislead you all the way into thinking you accidentally ate a golden Oreo with Hubba Bubba in the middle

  4. Fruit Punch. Kool Aid. This disgusting "cookie" tastes like two golden Oreos, but the cream was injected with Kool Aid. Disgusting. To each their own, but I doubt anyone is really fond of them

  5. Banana Split Creme Oreo. While I don't like any of the Oreos on this list, these are one of the worst offenders. I can still taste and smell the overwhelming banana-ness. Shudder.

  6. Ice Cream Rainbow Sure, Bert!

   If there was any doubt that number 6 is a loser, just look at the name. It looks like it tried too hard to be cute and endearing, but wound up sad and depressing. The flavor is nasty. the cookie is nasty. It failed. While everybody has different tastebuds, surely you can see where I'm coming from on some of these. Right?

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